1. Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA. But Giraffee was not eating. Why?
Ans: Becaz, Oonche log oonchee pasand, MANIKCHAND!!!
2. Judge: You are crossing limits.
Lawyer: Kon saala bolta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me Saala!!!
Lawyer: My Lord, I said Kon "sa law" bolta hai :)
4. What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead tiger?
Ans: Wow a new underwear.
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